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I think this question raised so many questions i had to post it as an answer, Because really. Nothing i could do would ever make this funnier. (Jacob)

dear mr violet

voilet, violet, violte.yt, my lovely violrt.
did yo-u noiw whats, you should so be haere ritght now ayeee. your   missingh ou t but is suposed thats a gosod thinfd ins a waytt and didf you know why? WHYA  you may asct? that thats is because other wise the pulse and straw intustires will be after you, YEAHHS thats waht they dont what you to know see thes thindgs is thats they are workfing together to makes me more drunkera, abnd tou knmow how?? well come warm yourseldf by the fir e son and i will tell you storys of anothetr town RIGHT? so anyways…. well the thing is Have you ever noticesd that the pulse canss are oddd shapes right? yeahh well thats the pulse intuustrys tryna makes you thin k that yoyur less drunbkera tgen you are or mor edruk im not sure which one bvutt TEHYU ARE!!!!!@! and the stwrw industry are working with them right they makes staws so you dintk with them RIGHTTT and they make s your druinkera and you see thats the problem me and my side kick chelzWAAAHHHHHH! are stuck with because now ythrrr after us so thats our question for you my child

How do we get the straw and pulse industirys off our asses? oghh and the blankest and cigarettes people are aftrre us tyoo so HELLLLP!!!!!!!!@@!!

lovsumss EbonyAgianstStarws and ChelseaAgainsPulse

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